Hey guys I am back with 9x05 and
9x06 reviews, I missed last week because I was frankly really upset about it.
Just because there was a lot of unnecessary drama and it was a filler episode.
I honestly thought this season’s purpose was because they had so many ideas. It’s
almost like they have a lot but not enough for a full 24 episodes. I don’t know
I just think episodes that don’t really advance the plot serve no purpose. Anyways
let’s review good and the whatever
9.05: The Poker Game
With Marshall and Daphne crossing
through Chicago, Marshall reminisces about Gazola’s pizza which is an amazing
call back. Barney’s bachelor poker game commences but not without its problems.
The Good:
- Flashforward of Barney and Lily: One of my favourite friendships on the show so seeing them have little chat and Lily helping Barney with his Robin problems is always great. The flash forward made me laugh and smile. Laugh because Lily kneed Barney in the nuts and smile because if any linger doubt if the wedding would occur was lifted. And the swarkles fandom rejoiced.
- Robin Standing Up For Herself: Robin is my favourite character which I’m sure I’ve mentioned before and sometimes I think she deserves more. She is such a strong and an independent woman or at least was and she doesn’t deserve to be treated poorly. So when she basically told Barney that their commitment to each other meant he should have his back I wanted to stand up and clap. Barney’s character is wired that way in which he doesn’t get it or at times can be selfish, which is why Robin is there to pull his head out of his ass. Robin deserves the world in my opinion and she’s slowly getting it. If they would only flash forward to her in the future with an amazing journalism career I think I could be satisfied with how her character’s story ended.
- Ted Sending Marshall Pizza: With all the back and forth wedding and note confusion, the pizza ending warmed my heart. It’s so weird to not have Marshall present for these episodes in the present scenes. He’s clearly in the flashbacks and everything but still I think one of the main things about the structure of this season that bothers me is the lack of Marshall in the present and group scenes. Ted sending Marshall a pizza was an amazing callback to the past and shows that their friendship is one of the strongest the show has to offer.
The Whatever
- Marshall and Ted (Present vs. Note): it started out really funny and good but then it went on for a long time and we were left wondering if it would ever end. Ted would never mess up a gift and Marshall and Lily would never forget a note, it’s like their nerdy thing. Leave it to Stuart and Claudia though; shout-out to the wonderful continuity though.
- James Wedding Hatred: I understand that he is upset about his whole divorce, but when he was happy with Tom he was all over Barney to settle down. I feel like if he loves his brother he should not try to destroy his happiness just because his life is a mess. I mean clearly this is the happiest Barney has ever been, why would a brother ruin that.
- Robin vs. Barney’s Mom: I just don’t understand maybe because I’m young and haven’t dealt with parents of my significant others, but they literally were just getting along in season eight for the Bachelor party. Lily and the Eriksen’s already do not get along can’t we have one happy set of in-laws’. Maybe Clint and Virginia will love the mother, but nonetheless I just thought this fight over Barney was pointless. I do get that mother’s feel a sense of loss when their kids get married but not getting along with your kids spouse will not help the situation. While we are on this subject Barney cutting off all ties with his family will not help Robin at all, especially because he said she was the reason (this show sometimes I swear…)
Quotes:
- “It’s just pizza” “…Just pizza?” (Daphne and Marshall)
- “I’m not cheating; don’t tell anyone. I’ll cut you in half.” (Barney)
- “Are you sitting down?” “Well I’m in a car….” (Lily and Marshall)
- “…But James seems really upset, but Robin’s going to be my wife, but James is my brother… but Robin lets me to sex to her…” (Barney)
- “He’s gotten very respectful at his fake listening.” (Ted)
- “Woman as your bride/groom I command you..” “We’ll go and give you guys some privacy.” “Do you want to take back that command you thing…” “Please can I.” (Barney, Lily and Robin)
- “I’m marrying Robin so I can be a part of a team….” (Barney)
- “I am always going to have your back, no matter what.” (Barney)
9.06: Knight Vision
Ted is the only single one as
always, and wants to find a date for Barney and Robin’s wedding. He chooses
from three potential prospects chosen by the soon to be married pair
themselves. Meanwhile Barney and Robin naturally lie their way into a cute
little church stealing the story of how Marshall and Lily met and using it as
their own. Also as Marshall gets closer to Farhampton he and Daphne discuss how
he will tell Lily about the job he’s ALREADY taken (bad move Eriksen). Let’s
get discussing:
The Good:
- Daphne Prepares Marshall To Talk To Lily: As I admitted early
on I was a little considered about this whole Daphne and Marshall storyline in
the car driving from Minnesota to New York. Sometimes my point was proven and
other times I was proven wrong and this week was one of those times. The
bombshell was dropped that Marshall already took the judgeship job without
talking to Lily, which might start their biggest fight ever since season 1 when
Lily wanted to define herself outside of Marshall and left for San Francisco. I’m
going to say I’m really excited, mostly because I live for couples and their
angst, I was wired wrong upon birth guys I apologize. Marshall and Lily are the
one couple you know will go the distance like my past favourite couple Nathan
and Haley from One Tree Hill, they may have fought and broken up but you knew
they were forever even though they were way younger. Marshall and Lily are the
same way, this will be a big mountain to climb. I love that Daphne gave him
hell for not preparing for this conversation that hopefully is a BIG conversation
and is not just brushed under the rug.
- First Meeting Re-Enactments: When I saw the twitter picture
of Cobie and Billy a few weeks ago I thought A: Robin Daggers is back or B:
Robin as Lily from college. One of my predictions was right. The re-enactments
of how the two couples met were perfect. The added make out in the
Ted/Robin/Barney one was hilarious. Barney and Robin would steal Marshall and
Lily’s cute story of destiny that’s what made it so great.
- Barney and Robin: Ugh these two, I think they make everything better. Even if an episode isn’t good they make it better. This week’s episode was really good so my love for them aside. I LOVED the prayer five and you could see Cobie trying not to break in that scene and Neil was so nonchalant he’s used to all the high fives by now. Robin not wanting to write her vows made me laugh because she is not your stereotypical girly girl, I kind of wish in season 8 we would have seen some of her not wanting to plan certain things for the wedding, you know she would have hated being at like a bridal show all day with Lily. In turn when the priest denied them the wedding, their vows basically wrote themselves when they gushed about how much they loved the fact that they found each-other. And the tears were shed… by most, or maybe just me.
The Whatever:
- Cassie: I was so pumped for Anna Camp to be on this show but DAMN Cassie was annoying, nobody wanted to be around her. Leave it to sweet and sensitive Ted to swoop in and try to fix her. I usually find myself yelling, “She’s on her way Ted and she’s getting here as fast as she can.” I just feel sad for the guy is all. Cassie is about to be around for a while and I’m dreading it. Anna I love you girl and it’s not your fault.
Quotes:
- “Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you’ll be getting all weekend is a self-five. And not the cool kind. Self-five. That’s the cool one.” (Barney)
- “I helped, it was either that our writing our vows, gag me.” (Robin)
- “What did I do wrong...? What did you do wrong?” (Lily)
- “Your story is so sweet you didn’t even kiss til the third date, by our third date I’d hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.” (Barney)
- “Come again for little fudge?” (Lily)
- “My husband is a sociopath who slept with over a hundred women and I’m a slut who let my boss feel me up.” “Over 250 women.” “I felt him up.” (Lily, Barney and Robin)
- “I love our story, sure it’s messy but it’s the story that got us here, about to get married.” “I love it too, every messy chapter.” (Barney and Robin)
This week’s episode was way better than last week, it wasn't
a filler episode that did not move the plot, it certainly took big leaps
forward. Last week’s certainly looks interesting; I will not judge an episode
by a promo. I get screwed over that way. Until next week my friends.